Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
eigenrobot's profile
eigenrobot
eigenrobot
eigenrobot
@eigenrobot

Tweets

eigenrobot

@eigenrobot

robot. friend.

eigenrobot.substack.com
Joined July 2013

Tweets

  • © 2021 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Dec 2019

    eigenrobot Retweeted  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇

    be really fucking nice to them this will confuse them at a minimum and in any case make them look like an asshole if they persist this also spares you the risk of overreacting to a false positive they may even Become Good and regardless it is a tremendous Flexhttps://twitter.com/goblinodds/status/1205319293019099136 …

    eigenrobot added,

     🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇 @goblinodds
    what do you do when someone is or appears to be rude to you on the internet what do you think you *should* do
    Show this thread
    6:55 PM - 12 Dec 2019
    • 22 Retweets
    • 286 Likes
    • Daniel Gollahon Bossy Amy Shulkusky Christian Okoth Marco kaede🍀 robert rando Malcolm Ocean 𒃲𒌋𒅗𒆪𒁉🐜🐻 Philip JC
    18 replies 22 retweets 286 likes
      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Dec 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

        https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1049702446153388032?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        eigenrobot @eigenrobot
        "To those who are Good, I am good. To those who are not Good, I am also good. Thus all Become Good."
        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
        Show this thread
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. This Tweet is unavailable.
      2. the count of monte crypto‏ @turrible_tao 12 Dec 2019
        Replying to @BroncRad @eigenrobot

        i have made several freinds from being mean and arguing

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. End of conversation
      1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 12 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        oof that's a relief! this has been my go-to for so long now that it's started to feel petty and Wrong 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. This Tweet is unavailable.
      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Dec 2019
        Replying to @anomicca

        hmm i suppose you could always respond to this as cato to caesar after thapsus

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. End of conversation
      1. ƒelicity‏ @nekomorphism 12 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        tbh responding kindly and in good faith has worked pretty fantastically for me. ive even been able to convince people to reconsider their views before. its like the most powerful internet communication hack

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. ConceptPtr‏ @ConceptPointer 12 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        This is unironically the most useful lesson I learned about interacting with humans in general. Just beware of the vindictive imposter, Killing Them With Sweetness You have to actually Be Nice

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. mauve_sky‏ @mauve_sky 12 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        ahh!! yes! someone irl recently told me that they thought I might be “too nice” and I found it very disputable

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2021 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info