this fucking query has been running for 35 minutes and ive been sitting here waiting like a goddamn chump consumed more than a week of compute fuck this gonna mix my shake and if its not done im going to the gym
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trying to run an alternate approach in parallel out of curiosity bet its faster
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many electrons will die to bring me this information
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Still going how is this possible im RIGHT JOINing 800M rows to maybe 85M rows on a single BIGINT column this is CANDY
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past two weeks on the first query wtf
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Im weak and trying a third approach instead lets see how this goes
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Oh well thats interesting Very Fucking Interesting
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If you have a column named A and documentation tells you to get column B linked with A from table T why would you have fucking thousands or millions of duplications in table T HUH BUDDY FUCKING HUH WHY WOULD YUO DO IT
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Replying to @eigenrobot
the last engineer to even understand the problem wanted to go home at 5
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why am I here I have a fucking work call at 830a tomorrow
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