in terms of archetypal feminine life stages, I'm gradually transitioning from maiden to mother, and it's pretty scary! that's a lot to grow into! (I don't mean mother literally, but in terms of the maiden-mother-crone cycle, although I do intend to raise children in ~5+ years)
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Replying to @sonyasupposedly
5 years seems really ambitious it usually it takes 18
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Replying to @eigenrobot @sonyasupposedly
that was me transitioning to Dad state what do you think
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I like it, you should apprentice with
@acityinohio for dad joke excellence2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes -
Replying to @sonyasupposedly @eigenrobot
happy to take you on, but note that to reach journeyman dad joke level the tech tree requires skill points dedicated to beard growth and maintenance, toddler death trap radar (cheat code: everything can kill them), and stealthily cleaning dishes while child slowly goes to sleep.
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Repeat after me: I am the coffee
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Replying to @JBruhling @acityinohio and
As far as beards go I would be a strong candidate in the "patchiest" category
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Yeah should have specified that one is quite optional.
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Hmm gonna punt to @selentelechia what did you think after seeing my dad
I must say my own beard is lucious and Red
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Replying to @eigenrobot @acityinohio and
his beard was great but personally I would prefer you didn't
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