I have A Plan To Secure a future for our children If I am given Power I will Ensure that all children attain--and are capable of obtaining!--the highest education Friends, We will achieve a 100% PhD rate by granting doctorates at birth
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If you oppose this you hate Progress and Science "hurrrDURRRR we need to deny an children an education and a Future" ok bigot
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did you know that the MEDIAN american medical doctor makes almost $200,000 per annum? and yet fewer than 1 in 300 americans is a doctor!!!! why? few americans have time to go to medical school and many are too young but everyone has time to receive an MD degree in the mail!!
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just think of how proud your Jewish or Asian parents will be when you show them your new credential
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This is just further inflation. If we do this, you won't be able to get a job in industry unless you're either the dean of the department or some kind of ultra phd.
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no i live in a hyper partial equilibrium world this will have only the intended effects dummy
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