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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Nov 2019

      what religions include Having Fun as a tenet?

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Nov 2019

      orgies are not identical to fun!!!

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Nov 2019

      currently discussing ways to have fun at orgies ideas include holding up score placards at other participants and wearing lab coats and walking around taking notes nowhere near Adam West levels of inspiration though https://www.google.com/amp/s/decider.com/2017/06/12/adam-west-kicked-out-of-orgy-while-being-batman/amp/ …

      8:37 PM - 24 Nov 2019
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Nov 2019

          anyway sex is probably the least fun thing you can do at an orgy "oh you actually came to fuck? how . . . Quaint"

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Nov 2019

          showing up and looking really good and sexy and setting up a booth and treating it like a job fair and asking for resumes and when they dont have them saying oh yes well well be in touch hahaha get it but no seriously we wont be

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Nov 2019

          hosting a party and billing it as an orgy and then when people show up just acting totally normally and never Kicking Things Off, and looking confused when people make innuendoes or whatever and if anyone mentions that its an ORGY just saying "oh you thought--! no its a METAPHOR"

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Nov 2019

          anyway I hope ive demonstrated my point about the difference between orgies and fun

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        1. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 26 Nov 2019
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          Show up with a basket full of corgies and pretend to be really confused whenever people are getting intimate

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        1. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 26 Nov 2019
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          Bring trophies and turn it into a contest

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        1. NOLAN GRAY‏ @nolangray_ 27 Jun 2020
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          Wander around whispering loudly “Hey Siri”

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