me: I'm chilly. I should have brought my sweater
wife: we could get you a second sweater. Ooh! Maybe a button-down super-WASPY cardigan?
me: what am I, @eigenrobot ?
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Cargo shorts are for the opera
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Cargo shorts are roller coaster pants and only roller coaster pants. Because then I have a buttoned or zippered pocket. I have taken cell phones to the face at 70+MPH before. Please be kind to others.
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