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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Nov 2019

    eigenrobot Retweeted Hoss

    OFFER TO ANYONE i will pay you two cents on the dollar TODAY for all of your assets, to be delivered on 1 Jan 2030 pls contact me with quantities and value estimates ASAP and ill get the ball rolling with my attorneyhttps://twitter.com/Hossgabbard/status/1197365384652955648 …

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    Hoss @Hossgabbard
    Replying to @eigenrobot
    Per AOC, world dies in 2030,
    10:22 PM - 20 Nov 2019
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    • Martin His Honor Pazooki, Le Bweep of USA Orion camp002 John Ryan McGehee Balthasar Sohanstag Planetary Defense Mojo Jomo (formerly Natural Rights Liker)🌐🚀 the count of monte crypto
    5 replies 13 retweets 96 likes
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      2. Green Sun Prince‏ @willdoingthings 20 Nov 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        how about twenty cents? I'm broke af and only have a thousand or so in assets (guitars and such) and could really really use $200 for bootstrapping. I also think the world will end before 2030 (superintelligence) so it's a legit bet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Green Sun Prince‏ @willdoingthings 20 Nov 2019
        Replying to @willdoingthings @eigenrobot

        (i could just sell my guitars now but they're at others' houses, but that problem will be solved by 2030)

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      1. Reginald P. Grant‏ @ReginaldPGrant 21 Nov 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I have a large quantity of non-stop land in Louisiana and a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Nov 2019
        Replying to @VarangianSkull @random_eddie

        😭 I knew this day would come

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      2. Definitely Not Eevee‏ @eevee_not 21 Nov 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        If that means you also take on my debt I will fly to Seattle today and meet your attorney.

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      3. Gil‏ @FrenchyGil 21 Nov 2019
        Replying to @eevee_not @eigenrobot

        If the world ends in 10 years, you should not worry about your debt

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      2. Jaybird‏ @OG_Jaybird 21 Nov 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        (2030 rolls around) "Jeez louise, dude. How many physical books do you have?" "Lost count at ten thousand. Thanks for doing this. I'll be in the little trailer at the end of the trailer park if you need anything that ain't help moving."

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      3. Jaybird‏ @OG_Jaybird 21 Nov 2019
        Replying to @OG_Jaybird @eigenrobot

        "Oh God, are these Funko Pops?" "Ha! Yeah. 2017 was kinda crazy." "A glow-in-the-dark Snoke Pop?" "In my defense, I got that *BEFORE* I saw Last Jedi."

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      2. Jon Boguth‏ @jonboguth 21 Nov 2019
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        Jon Boguth Retweeted Jon Boguth

        You're clearly more creative in making a market than I am.https://twitter.com/jonboguth/status/1173929161611759616?s=20 …

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        Jon Boguth @jonboguth
        Re all the people on #millenialretirementplans saying 'LOL doesn't matter; earth will be destroyed by carbon/humanity will be annihilated': How are they betting on that? I want the opposite side of the trade.
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Nov 2019
        Replying to @jonboguth

        Shouting wildly at passers-by is the oldest form of marketing

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