jesus tbh pithy as hell and his pun game was 

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100k+ accounts could only follow his account if they first shed all their own followers
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offer himself as sacrifice for our sins oh wait
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Jesus would constantly quote tweet defending us from the bluechecks
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Instead of the lepers and prostitutes it's Milo Yiannopoulos
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Whosoever believeth shall enjoy eternal back to seeing latest tweets first
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But I say unto you that whosever is horny on alt...
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Make everyone’s tweets line on the TL in ironc ways
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