When I spit on people as I walk by, I improve the quality of their lives. I farted in a crowded room, and I'm almost jealous of the people standing closest by. One time I fell down, and the ground thanked me. I've been levitating ever since. It doesn't deserve me. https://twitter.com/MrJasonLevy/status/1194363940395982848 …
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Testers that score me low are dumb. Testers that score me high are smart. My IQ is constant no matter what test I take.
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Of course it's wrong. I was ridiculously agreeing with you so that you felt welcomed and less absurd.
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bold of you to assume my ethnicity
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