ugh so true :(
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I just let others have the last word.
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I promise to not dm unless it's to be let into your apartment at a party.
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Surferposting in the DMs is the way to go. You stop the chain with a "Righteous, brah!" and your suitors are now aware that they are in fact righteous, brah. Win-win!
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the secret is to, instead of reply to dms, fill your pockets with stones and wade into the ocean
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The good thing about being a normie is I got one DM from my brother lol
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I'm glad to get them. Better than apathy. Shameless self promotion.
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"twitter DMs are a zero-sum game, and the optimal play gives the same expected utility as not doing it" - mathematician replyguy after no boobs sent
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Why say something in private when you can shout it in a crowded room?
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*read in loud shouty voice*
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