fourth protip if you MUST get arrested be sure to carry $20 or so in your wallet this will be credited (at least ime) to your phone tab so you can make calls out to (i) stay sane and (ii) coordinate with your attorney both are important
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fifth protip don't say shit to anyone about your alleged crime all calls are recorded, all inmates are potential snitches, all cops will definitely fuck you with your own words I was very careful in my phrasing Guess what cop ignored that in his notes JUST SHUT UP
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six protip if you're about to be arrested be dressed presentably before police arrive they will not give you the opportunity to get dressed before hauling you off and they will not give you a ride home after your release
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seventh protip being jailed for a crime you didnt commit could hypothetically seem romantic but naw it just sucks balls even so drawing on stories of people in similar circumstances is a nice source of strength if you have it in advance
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final protip once you have an attorney do whatever they tell you to the letter do not test this by god do Not test this they are trying very hard to save your ass do not make it more difficult for them
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that is all once every few years is enough to reflect on my weekend playing chess against myself and pondering signs printed in comic sans warning me not to harass the troglodyte guards who suddenly had endless power over my life and person mostly,
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please avoid arrest unless you have a damn good reason if you are arrested, stay safe be smart and remember that others have made it through and you can too
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Jamie Lannister goes to jail for DUI homicide and does none of the things you have suggested.
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and look what happened to him!!!
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