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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted

      this is roughly correct protip be sure to memorize the number of someone you feel comfortable calling to get you an attorney before your arraignment youll lose your phone when youre booked and they dont like you looking through it https://t.co/r9iyeqMlk9 

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      second protip you can tear up the prisoner guide into little pieces and use them to play chess if you're lucky the cover is a different color of paper so you can distinguish the pieces

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      third protip you really really dont want to be arrested try to avoid this

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      fourth protip if you MUST get arrested be sure to carry $20 or so in your wallet this will be credited (at least ime) to your phone tab so you can make calls out to (i) stay sane and (ii) coordinate with your attorney both are important

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      fifth protip don't say shit to anyone about your alleged crime all calls are recorded, all inmates are potential snitches, all cops will definitely fuck you with your own words I was very careful in my phrasing Guess what cop ignored that in his notes JUST SHUT UP

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      six protip if you're about to be arrested be dressed presentably before police arrive they will not give you the opportunity to get dressed before hauling you off and they will not give you a ride home after your release

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      seventh protip being jailed for a crime you didnt commit could hypothetically seem romantic but naw it just sucks balls even so drawing on stories of people in similar circumstances is a nice source of strength if you have it in advance

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      final protip once you have an attorney do whatever they tell you to the letter do not test this by god do Not test this they are trying very hard to save your ass do not make it more difficult for them

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

      that is all once every few years is enough to reflect on my weekend playing chess against myself and pondering signs printed in comic sans warning me not to harass the troglodyte guards who suddenly had endless power over my life and person mostly,

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019

          please avoid arrest unless you have a damn good reason if you are arrested, stay safe be smart and remember that others have made it through and you can too

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 Nov 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted The Lady Emeth

          addendum: @PDGumshoe tells you how to find a defense attorneyhttps://twitter.com/PDGumshoe/status/1192483775411703810?s=19 …

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          The Lady Emeth @PDGumshoe
          Replying to @eigenrobot @mnwoodhouse
          Well afaik, it is possible to hire a lawyer, have them represent you at a bond hearing/arraignment/etc (assuming you're being held on something you can get bond for), get out and hire a new attorney.
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        2. twone nathandjoe‏ @TwoneNathandjoe 6 Nov 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Ever play Go against yourself? It can actually be challenging

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Nov 2019
          Replying to @TwoneNathandjoe

          I have not! I should probably learn hm

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