this is roughly correct protip be sure to memorize the number of someone you feel comfortable calling to get you an attorney before your arraignment youll lose your phone when youre booked and they dont like you looking through it https://t.co/r9iyeqMlk9
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final protip once you have an attorney do whatever they tell you to the letter do not test this by god do Not test this they are trying very hard to save your ass do not make it more difficult for them
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that is all once every few years is enough to reflect on my weekend playing chess against myself and pondering signs printed in comic sans warning me not to harass the troglodyte guards who suddenly had endless power over my life and person mostly,
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please avoid arrest unless you have a damn good reason if you are arrested, stay safe be smart and remember that others have made it through and you can too
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@PDGumshoe tells you how to find a defense attorneyhttps://twitter.com/PDGumshoe/status/1192483775411703810?s=19 …Show this thread
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tfw no erudite and learned cellmate who bequeaths you the location of a hidden treasure before he dies
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