this is roughly correct protip be sure to memorize the number of someone you feel comfortable calling to get you an attorney before your arraignment youll lose your phone when youre booked and they dont like you looking through it https://t.co/r9iyeqMlk9
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second protip you can tear up the prisoner guide into little pieces and use them to play chess if you're lucky the cover is a different color of paper so you can distinguish the pieces
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third protip you really really dont want to be arrested try to avoid this
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fourth protip if you MUST get arrested be sure to carry $20 or so in your wallet this will be credited (at least ime) to your phone tab so you can make calls out to (i) stay sane and (ii) coordinate with your attorney both are important
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