this is roughly correct protip be sure to memorize the number of someone you feel comfortable calling to get you an attorney before your arraignment youll lose your phone when youre booked and they dont like you looking through it https://t.co/r9iyeqMlk9
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six protip if you're about to be arrested be dressed presentably before police arrive they will not give you the opportunity to get dressed before hauling you off and they will not give you a ride home after your release
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seventh protip being jailed for a crime you didnt commit could hypothetically seem romantic but naw it just sucks balls even so drawing on stories of people in similar circumstances is a nice source of strength if you have it in advance
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final protip once you have an attorney do whatever they tell you to the letter do not test this by god do Not test this they are trying very hard to save your ass do not make it more difficult for them
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that is all once every few years is enough to reflect on my weekend playing chess against myself and pondering signs printed in comic sans warning me not to harass the troglodyte guards who suddenly had endless power over my life and person mostly,
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please avoid arrest unless you have a damn good reason if you are arrested, stay safe be smart and remember that others have made it through and you can too
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@PDGumshoe tells you how to find a defense attorneyhttps://twitter.com/PDGumshoe/status/1192483775411703810?s=19 …Show this thread
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I was gonna ask had you hidden depths but now you have confirmed at least you were interviewed.
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"Careful phrasing" won't help you. The prosecutor will play the recording for the jury and roll his eyes at all your "clever" code words and they'll see you as dishonest therefore guilty. Keep it simple: "hey I'm in this jail can you contact a lawyer for me?" FULL STOP
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