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    1. granderojo‏ @granderojo 29 Oct 2019

      i've met some pals at the big 4 who claim to be very happy and have relaxed jobs but the vast majority of them seem to absolutely hate it but like the extra dosh they pay out

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    2. granderojo‏ @granderojo 29 Oct 2019

      honestly i didn't go with the big 4 courting me because of all the games they play if you're offering me $10k to walk in the door that doesn't make me feel really good about hiring me it sounds like you have a really hard time holding on to people

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    3. granderojo‏ @granderojo 29 Oct 2019

      i did do a double take but you're just shifting my flow when you realize this you realize the trap they're setting

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    4. granderojo‏ @granderojo 29 Oct 2019

      for me to even consider any of those jobs they'd have to be offering $20k more than my current salary because that's the only thing that would offset my housing costs $650/mo for rent vs $2150/mo for rent of where I'm at vs somewhere around where any of these businesses are

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    5. granderojo‏ @granderojo 29 Oct 2019

      i'm not the best at budgeting but what i'm finding out is that my peer group is absolutely horrible at it i'm glad i got paid to tutor finance maths so much because fuck me

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Oct 2019
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      were they offer you 20k more? there are some reasons to take those jobs (and others not to) its tricky

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    7. granderojo‏ @granderojo 29 Oct 2019
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      one of the big bois wanted to give me $10k upfront for walking in the door but the salary was only $5k more than my current salary it sounded exciting but like 🤷‍♂️ I'm not moving to bellevue for that.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Oct 2019
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      yeah dont

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