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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

      someone violated the NAP at my gf and we are going to Fuck Them Up

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

      know whats a real Bad Idea if you break into someones car and toss it over its leaving your work badge

      6:26 PM - 27 Oct 2019
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      • N.P.C. Lovecraft jinofcoolnes 🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot 🦇 ivyastrix.eth bitterness🪔 ☧ 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖗 🛐🐈‍⬛ Hans G. Schantz 🇺🇸 Dexter Paz, Eggnog Esotericist
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          fascinating theyre a vp at a biotech startup wonder if this is a red herring or if their funding is running low

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          wonder if theyre on twitter

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          kind of curious what the finances are actually hmm

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          closed a series B round earlier this year Probably ok? hm

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          easy way to check would be subpoenaing their phones gps over the last 24h

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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          also occurs to me our landlord has video of the parking lot

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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          and we're meeting tomorrow to add @selentelechia to the lease convenient

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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          sigh PROBABLY someone elses badge the owner lives a few blocks down and PROBABLY isnt stealing Bluetooth speakers to fund their startup be really funny to do that as a startup tho Uber but for thieves guild runs disrupting the Mob

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        10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          traditional organized crime cant make it in this brave new worldhttps://youtu.be/Oz0uEzRSWXw 

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        11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2019

          anyway they stole @selentelechia's somewhat low end Bluetooth speaker looking for a rather better replacement that will not be left in her car any recommendations?

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        12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2019

          lol nm they didn't even take the speaker she just found it on the ground nearby

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