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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Oct 2019

    @selentelechia warned me against making this twete "Making fun of heartist is a bad idea " she said "Its too easy and yuo won't walk away with your dignity" "Think about araragi and mayoi" ha "dignity"pic.twitter.com/dAo3tA8mWx

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Oct 2019

        so this all started when she asked me about my lift numbers she and her room mate were giggling and scoring their bfs on heartists Sexual Market Value test http://heartistelives.com/dating-market-value-test-for-men/ …

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Oct 2019

        I had not previously encountered such a Questionnaire my suspicion is that it is an infohazard for a certain Type of gentle reader i probably cant fix that but nevertheless let us examine the text

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Oct 2019

        it is indeed a successful piece of literature I feel that i learned a lot about the author as i read it specifically i learned that he is someone who models life like a dating sim

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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Oct 2019

        here is a better test do all the first bit's when you get to the wyd parts give yourself 10s per question if in that time you can think of a more charming answer than any he has listed give yourself +1 if not +0 if you think the asshole option is actually Good -1

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      6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Oct 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

        you may say: oh thats very good robot but it doesnt help me heartiste comes to me offering Advice and Algorithms it takes a model to beat a model i reply: you ask me how to get laid and by this u already fail instead ask yourself: how may I become Goodhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1167537109344780288?s=19 …

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        thinking about all those losers using wishes or divine favors to get some girl they want why not just wish to be beautiful and strong and wise, things of True value from which love and happiness is downstream idiots
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Oct 2019
        Replying to @moodprobiotic @selentelechia

        YES well like misery bro science at least I love this idea

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