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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2019

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      eegh early 30s have many single female friends in age bracket general sentiment is Not Loving It https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1169014630301257729 …

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    2. Sometimes Softly‏ @SometimesSoftly 15 Oct 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I enjoy being a single 29-year-old woman in that I like playing video games at home alone by myself. But then every so often I watch a romantic movie or see a small child and get sorta sad.

      1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2019
      Replying to @SometimesSoftly

      :c what do you think you'll do?

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Sometimes Softly‏ @SometimesSoftly 15 Oct 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Well about once every two months I try the apps again.

      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2019
      Replying to @SometimesSoftly

      Maybe I should start a dating service for my followers 🤔

      7:54 PM - 15 Oct 2019
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        2. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SometimesSoftly

          you and sloane gonna compete?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @halvorz @SometimesSoftly

          oh is @SloaneSays doing this? I assume hers will be much better

          2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. The Gentleman Sausage‏ @Gent_Sausage 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SometimesSoftly

          It would save a lot of wasted time sifting through outroup, the outgroup of course being those people primarily concerned with whether or not another person is outgroup. Those people are the worst.

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        2. Drew Posting His L's Online‏ @onefiftyfivemm 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SometimesSoftly

          would that be An Eigen function

          2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
        3. Drew Posting His L's Online‏ @onefiftyfivemm 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @onefiftyfivemm @eigenrobot @SometimesSoftly

          Just kidding I don't understand math past rudimentary algebra

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. HB‏ @HorseboyTFE 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SometimesSoftly

          im the same way but so far ive been unable to come up with an idea for a dating app that doesnt end up having the same problems the other apps have

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. HB‏ @HorseboyTFE 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @HorseboyTFE @eigenrobot @SometimesSoftly

          maybe the problems are inherent to the way we do dating so we have to find a new way

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Ashley‏ @polyaletheia 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SometimesSoftly

          Don't make some stupid website, there are enough of those and they don't work. Instead be a traditional matchmaker. Single people come to you, buy you lunch or whatever and talk about themselves and what they're looking for. Then you can match up people you think are suitable.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2019
          Replying to @polyaletheia @SometimesSoftly

          That would work if more were in Seattle Also I'm not sure I'm a good judge of this? Hm

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        2.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 19 Oct 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SometimesSoftly

          Please do; I know a ton of nice single guys and like two single girls.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Oct 2019
          Replying to @goblinodds @SometimesSoftly

          Going to dig into the API tomorrow ☺️

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