apparently people who get cochlear implants late in life are astounded that the sun doesn't make noises
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easy way of determining gender "do you understand what this ad is trying to do and does it seem risible or Real"pic.twitter.com/C8qOfW4rVp
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fucked up how responding to any Call To Adventure is now illegal
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every tweet is a hash computation on a kernal of thought what value will it take? win fantastic prizes
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Fucked up how we live in a legitimate gerontakracy Thousands of years ago you know what teenagers did they fucked each other and went on murder sprees and oldsters were just "yeeah what can u do" Absolutely shameful what we old people have done to kids with our Schools and Laws
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"i FEEL like we've talked about sombrerotropisms before" yes well?
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in this essay I will explain
@lorde 's skillful translocation of Hamlet and Ophelia into a contemporary high school in _Tennis Court_ 1/3726649Show this thread -
If I were to ask you: "Who was that wonderful fellow who died?" Who would you respond with?
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the tragedy of postmodernity is the slow rate of innovation in storytelling baumols cost disease but for narratives fuck
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just realized Leland Palmer was named after the lady who played Fastrada in the original cast of Pippin oh no David lynch what is u doin
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easy win boys describe your SO as a theophany thank me later
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@selentelechia telling me about her grandmother Betty literally feeding a family out of her garden chickens and plum trees abounding really angry about this how much practical knowledge has been lost with putting kids into child prisonShow this thread -
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oh oh I just realized a thing question are women in our circles more likely to run slacks/discords/whatever than men it seems likely that this is true
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anyway we've reinvented salons this is very exciting to me gosh we're glamorous
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actually we don't live in a society but we're trying we're trying Real Hard
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