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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Oct 2019

    eigenrobot Retweeted Reddit Sucks Ass

    know who felt this way upon seeing a statue of alexander while on a questorship in baeticahttps://twitter.com/Reddit_txt/status/1039272633441943553 …

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    Reddit Sucks Ass @Reddit_txt
    My (F 31) BF (31) drunkenly told me that he believes he was meant to be the equivalent of Julius Caesar/Genghis Khan/Napoleon and he feels life is meaningless because he will never acheive this. I think he has some mental issues. Self.Relationships
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Oct 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Definitely Not Eevee

        god dammithttps://twitter.com/eevee_not/status/1180145342639214593?s=19 …

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        Definitely Not Eevee @eevee_not
        Replying to @eigenrobot
        And this is how you get people with 1000s of hours in Paradox games.
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      2. Shea Levy‏ @shlevy 4 Oct 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I mean to be fair he too probably had some mental issues.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Oct 2019
        Replying to @shlevy

        too charming too generous and sexually appealing too eager to forgive his enemies

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      1. saint of the deep‏ @swimming_blerd 4 Oct 2019
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRoMjoxK5v4 …

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      1. Lokinomics‏ @lokinomics 4 Oct 2019
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        Then there's Patton.

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      2. Definitely Not Eevee‏ @eevee_not 4 Oct 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        And this is how you get people with 1000s of hours in Paradox games.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Oct 2019
        Replying to @eevee_not

        LISTEN

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      2. Mark Shapiro‏ @GntlmnGuardian 4 Oct 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        TBH I feel like this is a fairly common delusion for white guys in Western cultures as they approach their 30s. Grabbing a hold of some old dude they learned about's coattails as a way of rationalizing against the fact that their current status doesn't match what they expected.

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      3. Mark Shapiro‏ @GntlmnGuardian 4 Oct 2019
        Replying to @GntlmnGuardian @eigenrobot

        I mean, I went through that period. Came out the other side better adjusted and with a better sense of my own self worth and direction in life, but I was p much an insufferable prick during that period.

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      2. Academician Prokhor Zakharov OFFICIAL‏ @OzKFodrotski 4 Oct 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        People should just (like me) embrace that they wouldn't be Napoleon, they'd be some jag in the cook tent who gets annihilated by an errant cannonball

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Oct 2019
        Replying to @OzKFodrotski

        I think I could have gotten a gig in logistics or siege engineering

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