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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Sep 2019

    getting to that point in the relationship where were negotiating drink milk directly from carton vs glasscucking

    9:55 PM - 27 Sep 2019
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Sep 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Evan

        Actually you can time yourself drinking, measure the difference in volume, compute milk intake per second, and use this to record nutrition from subsequent pullshttps://twitter.com/EvanSandhoefner/status/1178067502095405056?s=19 …

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        Evan @EvanSandhoefner
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        BUT glasscucking facilitates macrocounting 💪
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      1. JR Thatcher  📈‏ @JrThatcher 27 Sep 2019
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        Carton for the win tbqh

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      1. Confirmed Miscer  ⚔️ 🍁 🔫‏ @ManDaveJobGood 27 Sep 2019
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        Birdie style, to avoid cucking and germs at the same time

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      1. Matt "jira delenda est" Olson‏ @arachnocapital2 27 Sep 2019
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        > glasscucking jfc my work week was bad enough, y u do dis

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      1. cwage‏ @cwage 27 Sep 2019
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        which team are you on

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      2.  🦃‏ @TLEbirdarchist 27 Sep 2019
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        Everyone gets their own milk, I drink from my carton like the animal that i am

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      3.  🦃‏ @TLEbirdarchist 27 Sep 2019
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        The glass *and i mean this with the most burning seriousness i can muster* ruins the taste

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      1. Pickle Horse-Man, Ecumenical Meta-Heresiologist‏ @picklehomer 27 Sep 2019
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        women smacktalk men drinking from the milk carton but they all secretly love sneaking drinks from the milk carton that their man drank from call that milkpilled

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      1. antirobust‏ @antirobust 27 Sep 2019
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        just fill out the meme and the answer will reveal itselfpic.twitter.com/8wvaa5hSOm

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      2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 27 Sep 2019
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        I have a carton of juice I drink straight from but I am obligated to use glasses for milk

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      3. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 27 Sep 2019
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        although we buy milk by the gallon and it is awkward to drink from a full gallon jug anyway

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