Thread of fun inventions everyone will hate
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1. Working lie detectors
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Data point: paternity tests are illegal in France, and tests abroad are inadmissible in a French courts. They might "disrupt the family".
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Replying to @ee_elephant @eigenrobot
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives The seven wives weren’t his This is France; that’s how it is
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Replying to @strongpoint71 @ee_elephant
I hate the meter change on the third line but the original had that didn't it Hurrrmmm Also v good need more poems on Twitter tyfys
11:51 AM - 10 Sep 2019
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