@selentelechia in the kitchen slicing cheese furiously not thinking about the possibility that weirdos might have parasocial relationships with her without her knowledge
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Is it allowed to substitute wine?
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"you're not a human being until you're in my phonebook" - bh
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any of that pseduo eceleb shit where people are a little shocked and flatteref when you pay them attention I've seen it it's gross have some self respect and don't sublimate your need for social validation onto humans you've told yourself are plausibly out of reach
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How does this work with people 3 timezones away?
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