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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019

      my brother just spent the last hour aggressively telling me about his harebrained ideas for deciphering rongorongo and now I have a splitting headache kind of maybe thinking I don't move back to minneapolis

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019

      having a mentally ill family member sucks it's just absolutely ruinous for everyone 90min until my flight time enough to get fucked up i guess

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019

      I don't usually really enjoy heavy drinking but it is Minnesota they have no weed and this feels more like an alcohol situation in any case Weed intoxication is a return to childhood Alcohol is flirting with Lady Death

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019

      I don't know how to make sense of flaws in this world and in mankind Real talk evil in the world generally is no great theological issue Storms and wicked men have the same moral salience Rather if you want to see God as a motherfucker, look at families of the malformed

      4:34 PM - 2 Sep 2019
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      • wizard from earthsea Regina🎄⛄️ 👑🐻‍❄️Welsh Temperate Rainforest Bear 👑🐻‍❄️ Marco zero hp LOVEcraft 🐬🦃 Deeply Credentialed Yuga Timber of Frame Bryan Mock BECOME INSUFFERABLE
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019

          I love my brother, and I can barely stand to be in the same room with him. The same is true for all of us. It kills my mom, who knows this; just kills her. That kills me in turn. It kills my brother too. I can't imagine his loneliness. There's no way out for anyone.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019

          Oh good upgraded to first class . . . Fuck I have to work tomorrow

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019

          I literally have a first class ticket but I'm blue as a boy can be He just called me to thank me for all of my thoughts in our "conversation"""" earlier, they really helped him understand the true nature of the problem He's grateful and he's going to keep me posted re: findings

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019

          "great brother! Really glad I could help, let me know what you find out" I want to be Dead This is why we drink

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        2. The American Caliban‏ @substitute 2 Sep 2019
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          always makes me think of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1755_Lisbon_earthquake#Philosophy …

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Sep 2019
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          Heh oh Pangloss

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        1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 2 Sep 2019
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          an odd thing about finally experiencing something Very Bad after basically going through 3 decades unscathed is that it hasn't made me doubt God, at least not yet unexpected, not sure what to make of it

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        1. Marc “Except You, You're All Right” Whipple‏ @WhippleMarc 2 Sep 2019
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          This is why I am completely open to discussing karma as an abstract exercise but if someone says, "Oh, you should be proud that the universe thought you could handle having a disabled child" they better run fast & far if they don't want to find out what their kneecaps taste like.

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