ok so it turns out I'm almost the only one of my friends who's eaten an entire lotion tissue except for the transbian houseguests more evidence that I was supposed to be a trans lady and god forgot to flip the switch
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Replying to @selentelechia @goblinodds
...why were you curious, like were you expected something other than "gross soapy cloth"
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Replying to @sonyasupposedly @goblinodds
until quite recently I basically put everything in my mouth chewed on a lot of paper
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man freud would frickin' love you
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would rather he didn't but why would I stop using one of my most sensitive sensory organs to explore the world just because I'm no longer an infant?
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I support this
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Replying to @sonyasupposedly @selentelechia and
although I still recommend against eating lotion-y anything
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yeah you'd think I'd have learned my lesson after trying to eat a bottle of lotion when I was about two years old
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