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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 31 Aug 2019

    so tonight I found out I might be the uncle of an eighteen(?) year old whom I've never met and who has no idea about this hard to know what to make of this maybe I'm going to read that book about growing bonsai while I don't sleep

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 31 Aug 2019

        context: an older brother had a semiregular girlfriend many years ago, she broke it off one day and told him she was (i) married and (ii) pregnant guess he eventually looked her up on FB and there is a Resemblance in the child of the correct age

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 31 Aug 2019

        so uh fuck idk

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 31 Aug 2019

        what do I do with this information pretty sure no one else knows

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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 31 Aug 2019

        Not going to do anything just mulling over how to process it internally. Hurm. Mostly worried about my brother Think he's always wanted kids, never managed it, and uh Then this Like can you imagine having a child you've wanted but never met?

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      2. Bharath Reddy‏ @seyrup 31 Aug 2019
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        That's so nice! Discovering long lost relatives should be exciting. Shouldn't it?

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 31 Aug 2019
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        well its complicated

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      1. Jen Geacone-Cruz‏ @anomiseditrix 31 Aug 2019
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        it gets better???🤷🏻‍♀️have enough of these wild family reveals and you start to be a bit whatevs about it, and it won’t even interrupt your glass of wine while watching a docu about francis bacon (true story). my internship programme is open for applications.

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      2. Beholder‏ @OstavNadezhdu 1 Sep 2019
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        relatable, except I'm the kid

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Sep 2019
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        Huuuh What do you make of this?

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