important question how is "flaccid" pronounced
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hearing a story about a tiny man with an unreasonably large penis who couldn't get it up without passing out
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how are your evenings going
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Replying to @eigenrobot
I've got a lady friend visiting that I would honestly rather not see right now.
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Replying to @thevoidbeckon
ooof I'm sorry Want me to phone in a fake emergency
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Too late...oh well lol, just gonna sit back and enjoy i guess. no sense in distorting the vibes.
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