oh hey I named my pet rats Evelyn and Evelyn in high school
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Replying to @selentelechia
That is super cute But what were the secret names you called them in your head to differentiate them
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Replying to @eigenrobot
I could not have possibly differentiated them; they uh ate each other before we really got to know one another :( The third one was Eleanor and she was cannibalized as well sad bc I love that name but naming a child Eleanor after my dead rats seems disrespectful somehow
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Replying to @eigenrobot
I'm just picturing my hypothetical ten year old daughter being told by a friend or relative "Eleanor? Didn't your mom have a rat named Eleanor in high school?" have you met sensitive ten year old girls
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Replying to @eigenrobot
it is maybe I worry too much and should keep it on the list
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Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot
I had a childhood friend called Eleanor so you can say "no actually I named her after a internet stranger's childhood friend"
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Replying to @sn_fk_n @eigenrobot
probably my mom is the only other person who would remember the name of my rat if she can just keep quiet til hypothetical kiddo gets past puberty...
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Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot
wait fuck twitter friends who might be close friends in >10 years don't look, forget you ever saw this thread maybe I should stop giving my pets people names
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you could try giving people pet names
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Replying to @eigenrobot
just texted my best male friend to inform him his name is now Fido
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