4. This will solve literally every problem in the world
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5. Open borders people will love this because they want everyone to move to America
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6. Neocons will love this because they want to destroy every other country which functionally will be accomplished along the way
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7. Neoliberals will embrace this plan because they want to subject everyone to highly efficient American regulatory regimes and this is the easiest way of accomplishing this end
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8. woke people want America to be multicultural and this plan would mean every culture in the world exists in within her borders
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9. anticolonialists want to fix problems with postcolonial rule and the easiest way to do this is to destroy the governments of both major European colonial powers and postcolonial governments alike
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10. environmental wins are extreme the rest of the world becomes a nature reserve, pollution from international flights goes to zero, and everyone will have shorter commutes in high population density settlements no environmentalist could do aught but embrace this plan
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11. conspiracy theorists will finally get to see the Hollow Earth as we excavate vast underground caverns for fungal farms and cyclopean penal colonies
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Replying to @eigenrobot
White people really gonna luv deez cool unnagroun lairs. Will come out to get a copy of NYT to read.
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Replying to @SanGringoCorp @eigenrobot
White people will evolve to become even more white due to the absence of sunlight.
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YES white nationalists get ON BOARD
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