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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Jul 2019

      So do you think the songs about women with huge feet from the 19th century were cruel/misogynistic or were guys back then just like "yeah. I like huge feet on a woman" see "Oh My Darling Clementine", "Buffalo Gals", etc

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Jul 2019

      or were those songs just not really about feet in the same way that "Do Your Ears Hang Low" is almost surely not about ears

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Jul 2019

      Aha I KNEW itpic.twitter.com/saTiehgjFO

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Jul 2019

      Wow Haig was such a cunt Sends hundreds of thousands off to die at the Somme and begrudges them a bit of lighthearted vulgaritypic.twitter.com/4I2OmSyS6H

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Jul 2019

      I wonder how much we lose from history because of intermittent waves of bowdlerization Man can you imagine if the only surviving works are Shakespeare were the ones Bowdler got his hands on

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    6. inner_Panda‏ @_innerPanda 11 Jul 2019
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      Just focus on what the alien archeologists will discover. That’s the endgame now

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Jul 2019
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      the year is 12040. america endures after 10 millenia but strains under the weight of the 2,000 Presidential Libraries dominating her cities
      11:21 PM - 11 Jul 2019
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