how would i even sell myself "polyglot, flirty, charming, can hold a conversation, neotenous face, affective, will actually enjoy the sex, got ballet muscles i can use to ride you to hell"?? i mean it sounds rlly good and it's all true but I'd feel so embarrassed a
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consult peeps in the biz if you know any, too 
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well this is about as much bureaucracy as a regular job. might as well die
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