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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

      new EA cause area: redeeming Satan to gods light admittedly a long shot but the upside is huge

      21 replies 40 retweets 365 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

      new EA cause area: research to discover a means of sailing the Straight Road that all men might reach Aman and share in the light of Valinor

      2 replies 10 retweets 108 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

      new EA cause area: build a Dyson eruv enclosing the solar system to make Sabbath space travel accessible to practicing Jews

      5 replies 6 retweets 129 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

      new EA cause area: drug discovery but just like cool new recreational drugs probably a greater utility increase than the other one and I bet there's more low-hanging fruit too

      8 replies 4 retweets 109 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

      new EA cause area: invent the field of phenomenological history by running large-N sociological experiments on historical figures cloned from their fossil DNA

      1 reply 1 retweet 65 likes
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

      new EA cause area: follow consequentialist utilitarianism to its logical end and breed the fabled Utility Monster

      4 replies 12 retweets 133 likes
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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

      new EA cause area: increase policy equitability by continuously dosing world leaders with dissociative drugs to impose an approximation of the Veil of Ignorance

      3 replies 6 retweets 127 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

      new EA cause area: solve climate change by building a lever long enough to move the earth slightly further than the sun

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

          new EA cause area: reparations to species humans have caused to go extinct

          3 replies 2 retweets 67 likes
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Jul 2019

          new EA cause area: develop a more precise estimate of the value of human life by a hedonic regression of sales price on features of people sold in auctions

          4 replies 2 retweets 77 likes
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Jul 2019

          new EA cause area: finding the infant Antichrist and shipping him to Omelas

          6 replies 5 retweets 75 likes
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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Jul 2019

          new EA cause: invent time travel to reap massive gains from intertemporal trade the Present will exchange technology, medicine, and industrial armaments for the Past's rich supply of cheap labor, biodiversity, and functional culture and sense of meaning

          5 replies 10 retweets 107 likes
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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 22 Aug 2019

          new EA cause area: researching an effective means of communicating with the departed so that we can resolve most murder cases

          1 reply 1 retweet 35 likes
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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Sep 2019

          new EA cause area: invent a device that can reach into the depths of time and replicate audio of past unrecorded conversations to solve historical mysteries and also let us cancel anyone whose ever said anything Naughty in private

          2 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Oct 2019

          new EA cause area: develop a reliable method for detecting p-zombies and use them as forced organ donors for people who experience qualia

          3 replies 8 retweets 75 likes
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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Oct 2019

          new EA cause area: develop qualia transplant technology to ensoul p-zombies remaining p-zombies will naturally band together to oppose this cultural genocide this conflict will be resolved by program described in previous tweet

          3 replies 3 retweets 57 likes
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        10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Oct 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Christopher Reighley

          new AN cause area: forced sterilization except for p-zombieshttps://twitter.com/reighleyc/status/1184834681692278784?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Christopher Reighley @reighleyc
          Replying to @eigenrobot
          Aren't most qualia a form of suffering though?
          2 replies 2 retweets 42 likes
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        11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Nov 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted niftierideology

          new EA cause area:https://twitter.com/niftierideology/status/1191433421039398912?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          niftierideology @niftierideology
          Instead of building dykes to protect against rising sea levels why not put asteroids in strategic geostationary orbits to make the ocean lumpier? In this paper,
          2 replies 0 retweets 61 likes
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        12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Feb 2020

          new EA cause area: identifying individuals who are likely to go to Heaven and killing them immediately to maximize their utility, while indefinitely extending the lives of the damned to spare them the fires of Hell

          7 replies 6 retweets 111 likes
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        13. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Feb 2020

          new EA cause area: develop a time machine and fund a team of operators to travel back in time and kill *every* politician in their infancy

          1 reply 3 retweets 57 likes
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        14. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Apr 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted

          new EA cause area: close down EA and channel all funding into Effective Gatekeeping https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1253824253738323969?s=19 …

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          3 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
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        15. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 29

          eigenrobot Retweeted Shea Levy

          fuck this one is goodhttps://twitter.com/shlevy/status/1355271490070052866?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Shea Levy @shlevy
          New EA cause area: Breaking into vaccine distribution centers and breaking their freezers.
          Show this thread
          2 replies 2 retweets 62 likes
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        16. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 15

          eigenrobot Retweeted

          new EA cause area: charitable time travel. bring basic medical cases forward to the future for competent care. distribute antibiotics and vaccines to poorer times and places. also airplane rides for the brave https://twitter.com/whomademecrispy/status/1371289558696927242?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          This Tweet is unavailable.
          5 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
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        17. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 12

          new EA cause area: promote male circumcision because infant circumcision might cause autism and because temple grandin says human progress only comes from ASD people

          8 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
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        18. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 15

          new EA cause area: eugenics

          7 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
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        19. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 15

          related new EA cause area: restart atmospheric nuclear testing to increase background radiation and thereby accelerate the biological development of mankind

          12 replies 3 retweets 71 likes
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        20. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 3

          eigenrobot Retweeted roon ( 🔄,  🔄)

          https://twitter.com/tszzl/status/1400700573985431552 …

          eigenrobot added,

          roon ( 🔄,  🔄) @tszzl
          Replying to @tszzl @eigenrobot
          new EA cause area: representing races that could have existed but don't
          2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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        21. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          new EA cause area: convince EA enthusiasts to drop the idea of a "cause area" and replace it with the "viable business plan"https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1402207988421513216 …

          eigenrobot added,

          eigenrobot @eigenrobot
          new ea cause area: find vegans who have straightforward and consistent concern for animal welfare as the justification for their views and sell them roadkill
          Show this thread
          1 reply 3 retweets 28 likes
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        22. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 3

          new EA cause area: shut down EA as soon as possible and remove any mention of it from history because people are really bad at identifying values to advance outside of like "feed poor people in my city" and what if some crazy value system becomes popular did you think for more th

          3 replies 3 retweets 41 likes
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        23. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 3

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          new EA cause area: eugenicshttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1411521074915807237?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          eigenrobot @eigenrobot
          new EA cause area: shut down EA as soon as possible and remove any mention of it from history because people are really bad at identifying values to advance outside of like "feed poor people in my city" and what if some crazy value system becomes popular did you think for more th
          Show this thread
          3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
          Show this thread
        24. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 5

          new EA cause area: develop and deploy weapons of war that briefly wirehead their victims before killing them (credit @liminal_warmth)

          5 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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        25. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 5

          new EA cause area: thread of gimmick new EA cause areas that while they are kind of making fun of EA are generating publicity and theres no bad publicity

          0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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        26. End of conversation

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