new EA cause area: redeeming Satan to gods light admittedly a long shot but the upside is huge
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new EA cause area: build a Dyson eruv enclosing the solar system to make Sabbath space travel accessible to practicing Jews
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new EA cause area: drug discovery but just like cool new recreational drugs probably a greater utility increase than the other one and I bet there's more low-hanging fruit too
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new EA cause area: invent the field of phenomenological history by running large-N sociological experiments on historical figures cloned from their fossil DNA
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new EA cause area: follow consequentialist utilitarianism to its logical end and breed the fabled Utility Monster
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new EA cause area: increase policy equitability by continuously dosing world leaders with dissociative drugs to impose an approximation of the Veil of Ignorance
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new EA cause area: solve climate change by building a lever long enough to move the earth slightly further than the sun
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new EA cause area: reparations to species humans have caused to go extinct
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new EA cause area: develop a more precise estimate of the value of human life by a hedonic regression of sales price on features of people sold in auctions
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new EA cause area: finding the infant Antichrist and shipping him to Omelas
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new EA cause: invent time travel to reap massive gains from intertemporal trade the Present will exchange technology, medicine, and industrial armaments for the Past's rich supply of cheap labor, biodiversity, and functional culture and sense of meaning
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new EA cause area: researching an effective means of communicating with the departed so that we can resolve most murder cases
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new EA cause area: invent a device that can reach into the depths of time and replicate audio of past unrecorded conversations to solve historical mysteries and also let us cancel anyone whose ever said anything Naughty in private
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new EA cause area: develop a reliable method for detecting p-zombies and use them as forced organ donors for people who experience qualia
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new EA cause area: develop qualia transplant technology to ensoul p-zombies remaining p-zombies will naturally band together to oppose this cultural genocide this conflict will be resolved by program described in previous tweet
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new AN cause area: forced sterilization except for p-zombieshttps://twitter.com/reighleyc/status/1184834681692278784?s=19 …
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new EA cause area:https://twitter.com/niftierideology/status/1191433421039398912?s=19 …
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new EA cause area: identifying individuals who are likely to go to Heaven and killing them immediately to maximize their utility, while indefinitely extending the lives of the damned to spare them the fires of Hell
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new EA cause area: develop a time machine and fund a team of operators to travel back in time and kill *every* politician in their infancy
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new EA cause area: close down EA and channel all funding into Effective Gatekeeping https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1253824253738323969?s=19 …
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new EA cause area: charitable time travel. bring basic medical cases forward to the future for competent care. distribute antibiotics and vaccines to poorer times and places. also airplane rides for the brave https://twitter.com/whomademecrispy/status/1371289558696927242?s=19 …
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new EA cause area: promote male circumcision because infant circumcision might cause autism and because temple grandin says human progress only comes from ASD people
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related new EA cause area: restart atmospheric nuclear testing to increase background radiation and thereby accelerate the biological development of mankind
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new EA cause area: convince EA enthusiasts to drop the idea of a "cause area" and replace it with the "viable business plan"https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1402207988421513216 …
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new EA cause area: shut down EA as soon as possible and remove any mention of it from history because people are really bad at identifying values to advance outside of like "feed poor people in my city" and what if some crazy value system becomes popular did you think for more th
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new EA cause area: eugenicshttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1411521074915807237?s=19 …
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new EA cause area: develop and deploy weapons of war that briefly wirehead their victims before killing them (credit
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new EA cause area: thread of gimmick new EA cause areas that while they are kind of making fun of EA are generating publicity and theres no bad publicity
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