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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted Ashley

      yes let me give a brief summary of this Opinion which in fact I hold in exchange I will be angry at nothing for the next week which important ive got drug's to enjoy thread incominghttps://twitter.com/polyaletheia/status/1145142304782503938 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Ashley @polyaletheia
      Replying to @KarlMaeser @eigenrobot
      Yeah I've wondered about the Eigenrobot Hats Cops thing too.
      19 replies 52 retweets 302 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      ensuing argument presupposes you do not already dislike cop's for those of you who as I do dont much like them at all much please go about your evenings no reason to rage out

      2 replies 1 retweet 108 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      in advance I accede: 1. in a certain theory of the state cops should be great! 2. some individual cops are indeed pleasant to be around in social settings 3. some individual cops do indeed do heroic things on occasion and u know hats off to them for that

      2 replies 3 retweets 131 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      Certain Problems in practice become clear however. In summary with case studies following 1. police departments in practice are venal af and this should offend anyone who desires Good Government 2. police are incredibly unnecessarily violent 3. police endure no accountability

      4 replies 14 retweets 195 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      case study: nepotism and impunityhttps://news.vice.com/en_us/article/ne9j5b/do-police-get-out-of-jail-cards-really-work …

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      there are videos, I'm not going to post them but go wild just go wild watching cops shoot sweet dogs docile when they break down doors as a matter of course

      3 replies 2 retweets 90 likes
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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      case study: cops who """"rescue""""""" sex workers basically just get paid to rape them on taxpayer dime and use sex trafficking that doesnt happen to drum up funding I wrote half a thesis on this shit when it was outlawed in HI police were piiiiiisedhttps://time.com/38444/hawaii-police-prostitutes-sex/ …

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      cops run extortion rackets remarkably, these were prosecuted this is Unusualhttps://www.cnn.com/2014/07/30/justice/philadelphia-police-corruption/index.html …

      1 reply 7 retweets 101 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

      police routinely lie under oath everyone's cool with thishttps://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/18/nyregion/testilying-police-perjury-new-york.html …

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

          why dont all of the Good Police Officers do anything idkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Serpico …

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

          wow but surely this is unusual surely Upright Citizens have nothing to fear!!!!https://www.salon.com/2013/07/10/militarized_police_overreach_oh_god_i_thought_they_were_going_to_shoot_me_next%E2%80%9D/ …

          3 replies 9 retweets 107 likes
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

          i dunno i could go on if you want go search for articles about how much cops get paid by juking pension mechanisms if you want go watch youtube videos of cops shooting pets and beating the shit out of people and try to follow up with how many were punished good night I love u

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

          "why dont I hear about this more" well you probably do but not quite in these terms if you're not familiar let me introduce you to the passive exculpatory tense cops love this shit and media just act as stenographers per ushehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/07/14/the-curious-grammar-of-police-shootings/ …

          5 replies 12 retweets 108 likes
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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 22 Jul 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted BECOME INSUFFERABLE

          thank u for ur service @SLMPD u Cop'shttps://twitter.com/TimCushing/status/1153485711544336384?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          BECOME INSUFFERABLE @TimCushing
          St. Louis police union decides to protest the outing of some officers as amoral thugs by... suggesting cops start posting the Punisher logo https://www.facebook.com/stlouispolice.officersassociation/photos/a.337137543158388/1032113340327468/?type=3&theater … pic.twitter.com/oYJ2U8Dfd7
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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Radley Balko

          cop's cop's cop'shttps://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1153740875975024642?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Radley BalkoVerified account @radleybalko
          Thread: This week I’ve been court watching in rural Kentucky. Yesterday I spoke with two people facing a felony charge because of a concept called “constructive possession.” You most commonly see this when a cop finds drugs after stopping a car with 2 or more people ...
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        10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 31 Jul 2019

          cop,s vs the mentally ill who call asking for helphttps://www.dallasnews.com/news/investigations/2019/07/30/gonna-kill-dallas-police-body-cam-footage-reveals-final-minutes-tony-timpas-life …

          2 replies 11 retweets 66 likes
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        11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 Aug 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Grandpa Rob  😷

          much of police work is comically evilhttps://twitter.com/Phylter52/status/1159221362227105792?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Grandpa Rob  😷 @Phylter52
          ‘Heartbreaking’ scene on Boston streets as police destroy wheelchairs belonging to homeless residents - https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/heartbreaking-scene-on-boston-streets-as-police-destroy-wheelchairs-belonging-to-homeless-residents/ …
          3 replies 9 retweets 85 likes
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        12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Aug 2019

          Police can pretty much fuck up your life with no consequence just as a social game and media won't say boo and courts will generally support it other police will absolutely support it and join in on the fun best not live next to a cop (ht @1of7e9) https://ocweekly.com/rosalina-harris-los-angeles-deputy/ …

          6 replies 10 retweets 96 likes
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        13. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Aug 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted

          police on anti-terrorism squads justify their existence by supplying weapons to mentally ill people and egging them on to commit crimes before arresting them and crowing about their success in Keeping Us Safe Many such cases! https://twitter.com/BrodyHydee/status/1159775022619271168?s=19 …

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        14. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Aug 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Saishy Kitty

          strictly speaking cops aren't actually employed to protect you or to have any idea what they're doing at allhttps://twitter.com/SaishyKitty/status/1160510698075676672?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Saishy Kitty @SaishyKitty
          Never forget that the USA court ruled that cops: - Don't have a duty to protect you. - Don't need to know laws. - Can arrest you for laws they think that exists.
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          5 replies 10 retweets 92 likes
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        15. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Aug 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Radley Balko

          cops will get you convicted on the basis of EXPERT'S operating at a dowsing rod level of comptence and the courts will make a point of preventing you from challenging those convictions because hey fuck you who do you even think you are a cop lolhttps://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1161021622444331013?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Radley BalkoVerified account @radleybalko
          Thread: The USCA5 just shot down Joseph Osborne, a man convicted based on Steven Hayne's absurd testimony (it involved him constructing a "death mask" from an exhumed body). The ruling demonstrates how AEDPA makes it nearly impossible to challenge junk science convictions.
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          2 replies 8 retweets 77 likes
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        16. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Aug 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Cop Crisis

          did i mention cops just take your stuff and sell it to fund their benefitshttps://twitter.com/copcrisis/status/1159998598144245762?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Cop Crisis @copcrisis
          NYPD ransacks man’s home and confiscates $4800 on charges that are eventually dropped a year later. When he tries to retrieve his money, he is told it is too late; it has been deposited into the NYPD pension fund. https://gothamist.com/2017/10/19/nypd_civil_forfeiture_database.php …
          3 replies 8 retweets 93 likes
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        17. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Aug 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Ben Smith

          apparently cops are willing to do shadowruns on the clock that's a new one ht @1renisthttps://twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/1162007713582407687?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Ben SmithVerified account @benyt
          It's hard to be surprised these days, but this @KendallTTaggart investigation of insurance companies paying local cops to investigate their customers is genuinely shocking https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kendalltaggart/insurance-fraud-erie-state-farm-farmers …
          2 replies 2 retweets 55 likes
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        18. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Aug 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted

          are you obviously not the person who committed a crime thats fine our Cop's are so talented they can find a way to get you imprisoned one way or another https://twitter.com/DrRJKavanagh/status/1162594491104202752?s=19 …

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          1 reply 11 retweets 66 likes
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        19. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Aug 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Elizabeth Nolan Brown

          do you go out of your way to help cop's? theyll fuck you the moment it becomes convenient for their careershttps://twitter.com/ENBrown/status/1166030018151112704?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Elizabeth Nolan BrownVerified account @ENBrown
          How can I be so sure the government has been lying about Backpage for years? Here, let me show you: https://reason.com/2019/08/26/secret-memos-show-the-government-has-been-lying-about-backpage/ …
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        20. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Sep 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted NowThis

          some cop's are dumb enough to leave their body cameras on when they plant Drugs on people before arresting them not all cops are this dumb good luck fighting this in courthttps://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1174572076629483520?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          3:57
          NowThisVerified account @nowthisnews
          Bodycam footage shows this cop repeatedly planting drugs during traffic stops. He now faces felony charges. pic.twitter.com/QV66KoOMRW
          2 replies 6 retweets 81 likes
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        21. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Sep 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Bog Witch Jules

          https://twitter.com/julesprom/status/1177788425379995650 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Bog Witch Jules @julesprom
          I feel like we dont talk about this enough pic.twitter.com/QY1HAr9lIZ
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          4 replies 4 retweets 90 likes
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        22. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Oct 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Bad Legal Takes

          you kind of dont talk about this shit so blithely unless its standard operating procedurehttps://twitter.com/BadLegalTakes/status/1187389756293832704?s=19 …

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          Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
          pic.twitter.com/961UCxLzMy
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        23. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Joyce Alene

          cop science like bro science but for puttting people in jailhttps://twitter.com/JoyceWhiteVance/status/1188499047201591296?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Joyce AleneVerified account @JoyceWhiteVance
          As a prosecutor, I was taught that when a witness looks down & to the right as they answer, it’s a signal they are not being truthful. https://twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status/1188468874611695623 …
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        24. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Nov 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted name

          giving lots of power and no accountability to people has predictable resultshttps://twitter.com/georgelazenby/status/1191480452764327941?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          name @georgelazenby
          remember when the cops in Virginia were seriously going to inject a teen with viagra so they could make his dick hard enough to compare it with the one in his sexts, to see if he was being a pedophile to himself? and how it turned out that the cops were the pedophiles all along? pic.twitter.com/4A6efpyHPq
          3 replies 5 retweets 60 likes
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        25. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Nov 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted

          here is a subthread collecting many merry instances of cops (Fed's) pushing vulnerable schizoids to say theyll blow things up and then jailing them forever https://twitter.com/Pug_Apu/status/1158567007794733057?s=19 …

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        26. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Dec 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted Douglas Griffith

          has your local pd falsified evidence and fucked up a raid and left a couple dead the boy's in blue will be online calling that murdered couple, Dirtbagshttps://twitter.com/Griff3945/status/1202587878636867584?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Douglas Griffith @Griff3945
          Replying to @Trashman_79 @keribla @stjbs
          They are still dirtbags! Any other questions?
          2 replies 3 retweets 39 likes
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        27. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Dec 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted The Notorious S.E.B.

          https://twitter.com/bigseb31213/status/1202759683691438080?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          The Notorious S.E.B. @bigseb31213
          The cops were using civilian cars, WITH PEOPLE IN THEM, for cover. They killed a hostage the robbers took, killed a random person in a car, and wounded multiple other bystanders It's a fucking UPS truck robbery in Miami, not Fallujah https://twitter.com/wsvn/status/1202719249879490561 …
          2 replies 1 retweet 34 likes
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        28. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2019

          eigenrobot Retweeted CJ Ciaramella

          Have you been accused of a crime? Perhaps you've just been murdered but that's inconvenient for the police because it's somehow bad optics? No sweat the police will leak information that makes you look bad to the press or perhaps just smear you openlyhttps://twitter.com/cjciaramella/status/1206577027660288002?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          CJ CiaramellaVerified account @cjciaramella
          One very cool thing about the NYPD and its unions is they have tight secrecy laws protecting their misconduct records, but they leak info on defendants, and in this case a crime victim, whenever it suits their agenda https://nypost.com/2019/12/15/tessa-majors-was-looking-to-buy-weed-before-her-murder-police-union-president-claims/ …
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          2 replies 5 retweets 48 likes
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        29. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Jan 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Blavity News

          this seems like a functional civil servicehttps://twitter.com/Blavity/status/1216049718163316736?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Blavity NewsVerified account @Blavity
          A Texas police officer, who was fired for giving a sandwich full of feces to a homeless man, won his job back http://bit.ly/2Ty6YMi  pic.twitter.com/XWaq695D85
          3 replies 6 retweets 53 likes
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        30. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Feb 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Alex Tabarrok

          OI MATE WHERES YOUR TILE LAYING LOISENCEhttps://twitter.com/ATabarrok/status/1225283219966320640?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok
          What a jerk. No homeowner complained. These were "sting" operations that encouraged a house painter to also lay some tile and then arrested the handyperson for not having a tile laying occ. license. https://twitter.com/HCSOSheriff/status/1224710945911558147 …
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        31. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Feb 2020

          MOTHER FUCKING COPS every fucking time remember the polio vaccination thing in Pakistan godfuckingdammit just splutteringhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/02/28/coronavirus-meth-police-hoax/ …

          2 replies 6 retweets 52 likes
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