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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

    eigenrobot Retweeted Ashley

    yes let me give a brief summary of this Opinion which in fact I hold in exchange I will be angry at nothing for the next week which important ive got drug's to enjoy thread incominghttps://twitter.com/polyaletheia/status/1145142304782503938 …

    eigenrobot added,

    Ashley @polyaletheia
    Replying to @KarlMaeser @eigenrobot
    Yeah I've wondered about the Eigenrobot Hats Cops thing too.
    12:09 AM - 1 Jul 2019
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        ensuing argument presupposes you do not already dislike cop's for those of you who as I do dont much like them at all much please go about your evenings no reason to rage out

        2 replies 1 retweet 108 likes
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        in advance I accede: 1. in a certain theory of the state cops should be great! 2. some individual cops are indeed pleasant to be around in social settings 3. some individual cops do indeed do heroic things on occasion and u know hats off to them for that

        2 replies 3 retweets 131 likes
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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        Certain Problems in practice become clear however. In summary with case studies following 1. police departments in practice are venal af and this should offend anyone who desires Good Government 2. police are incredibly unnecessarily violent 3. police endure no accountability

        4 replies 14 retweets 195 likes
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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        case study: nepotism and impunityhttps://news.vice.com/en_us/article/ne9j5b/do-police-get-out-of-jail-cards-really-work …

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      7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        there are videos, I'm not going to post them but go wild just go wild watching cops shoot sweet dogs docile when they break down doors as a matter of course

        3 replies 2 retweets 90 likes
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      8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        case study: cops who """"rescue""""""" sex workers basically just get paid to rape them on taxpayer dime and use sex trafficking that doesnt happen to drum up funding I wrote half a thesis on this shit when it was outlawed in HI police were piiiiiisedhttps://time.com/38444/hawaii-police-prostitutes-sex/ …

        2 replies 20 retweets 188 likes
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      9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        cops run extortion rackets remarkably, these were prosecuted this is Unusualhttps://www.cnn.com/2014/07/30/justice/philadelphia-police-corruption/index.html …

        1 reply 7 retweets 101 likes
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      10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        police routinely lie under oath everyone's cool with thishttps://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/18/nyregion/testilying-police-perjury-new-york.html …

        1 reply 15 retweets 146 likes
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      11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        why dont all of the Good Police Officers do anything idkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Serpico …

        2 replies 15 retweets 117 likes
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      12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        wow but surely this is unusual surely Upright Citizens have nothing to fear!!!!https://www.salon.com/2013/07/10/militarized_police_overreach_oh_god_i_thought_they_were_going_to_shoot_me_next%E2%80%9D/ …

        3 replies 9 retweets 107 likes
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      13. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        i dunno i could go on if you want go search for articles about how much cops get paid by juking pension mechanisms if you want go watch youtube videos of cops shooting pets and beating the shit out of people and try to follow up with how many were punished good night I love u

        7 replies 7 retweets 121 likes
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      15. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Jul 2019

        "why dont I hear about this more" well you probably do but not quite in these terms if you're not familiar let me introduce you to the passive exculpatory tense cops love this shit and media just act as stenographers per ushehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/07/14/the-curious-grammar-of-police-shootings/ …

        5 replies 12 retweets 108 likes
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      17. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 22 Jul 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted BECOME INSUFFERABLE

        thank u for ur service @SLMPD u Cop'shttps://twitter.com/TimCushing/status/1153485711544336384?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        BECOME INSUFFERABLE @TimCushing
        St. Louis police union decides to protest the outing of some officers as amoral thugs by... suggesting cops start posting the Punisher logo https://www.facebook.com/stlouispolice.officersassociation/photos/a.337137543158388/1032113340327468/?type=3&theater … pic.twitter.com/oYJ2U8Dfd7
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      18. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Radley Balko

        cop's cop's cop'shttps://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1153740875975024642?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Radley BalkoVerified account @radleybalko
        Thread: This week I’ve been court watching in rural Kentucky. Yesterday I spoke with two people facing a felony charge because of a concept called “constructive possession.” You most commonly see this when a cop finds drugs after stopping a car with 2 or more people ...
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        2 replies 0 retweets 67 likes
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      19. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 31 Jul 2019

        cop,s vs the mentally ill who call asking for helphttps://www.dallasnews.com/news/investigations/2019/07/30/gonna-kill-dallas-police-body-cam-footage-reveals-final-minutes-tony-timpas-life …

        2 replies 11 retweets 66 likes
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      20. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 Aug 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Grandpa Rob  😷

        much of police work is comically evilhttps://twitter.com/Phylter52/status/1159221362227105792?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Grandpa Rob  😷 @Phylter52
        ‘Heartbreaking’ scene on Boston streets as police destroy wheelchairs belonging to homeless residents - https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/heartbreaking-scene-on-boston-streets-as-police-destroy-wheelchairs-belonging-to-homeless-residents/ …
        3 replies 9 retweets 85 likes
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      21. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Aug 2019

        Police can pretty much fuck up your life with no consequence just as a social game and media won't say boo and courts will generally support it other police will absolutely support it and join in on the fun best not live next to a cop (ht @1of7e9) https://ocweekly.com/rosalina-harris-los-angeles-deputy/ …

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      22. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Aug 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted

        police on anti-terrorism squads justify their existence by supplying weapons to mentally ill people and egging them on to commit crimes before arresting them and crowing about their success in Keeping Us Safe Many such cases! https://twitter.com/BrodyHydee/status/1159775022619271168?s=19 …

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      23. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Aug 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Saishy Kitty

        strictly speaking cops aren't actually employed to protect you or to have any idea what they're doing at allhttps://twitter.com/SaishyKitty/status/1160510698075676672?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Saishy Kitty @SaishyKitty
        Never forget that the USA court ruled that cops: - Don't have a duty to protect you. - Don't need to know laws. - Can arrest you for laws they think that exists.
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        5 replies 10 retweets 92 likes
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      24. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Aug 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Radley Balko

        cops will get you convicted on the basis of EXPERT'S operating at a dowsing rod level of comptence and the courts will make a point of preventing you from challenging those convictions because hey fuck you who do you even think you are a cop lolhttps://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1161021622444331013?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Radley BalkoVerified account @radleybalko
        Thread: The USCA5 just shot down Joseph Osborne, a man convicted based on Steven Hayne's absurd testimony (it involved him constructing a "death mask" from an exhumed body). The ruling demonstrates how AEDPA makes it nearly impossible to challenge junk science convictions.
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        2 replies 8 retweets 77 likes
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      25. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Aug 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Cop Crisis

        did i mention cops just take your stuff and sell it to fund their benefitshttps://twitter.com/copcrisis/status/1159998598144245762?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Cop Crisis @copcrisis
        NYPD ransacks man’s home and confiscates $4800 on charges that are eventually dropped a year later. When he tries to retrieve his money, he is told it is too late; it has been deposited into the NYPD pension fund. https://gothamist.com/2017/10/19/nypd_civil_forfeiture_database.php …
        3 replies 8 retweets 93 likes
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      26. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Aug 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Ben Smith

        apparently cops are willing to do shadowruns on the clock that's a new one ht @1renisthttps://twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/1162007713582407687?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Ben SmithVerified account @benyt
        It's hard to be surprised these days, but this @KendallTTaggart investigation of insurance companies paying local cops to investigate their customers is genuinely shocking https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kendalltaggart/insurance-fraud-erie-state-farm-farmers …
        2 replies 2 retweets 55 likes
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      27. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Aug 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted

        are you obviously not the person who committed a crime thats fine our Cop's are so talented they can find a way to get you imprisoned one way or another https://twitter.com/DrRJKavanagh/status/1162594491104202752?s=19 …

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        1 reply 11 retweets 66 likes
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      28. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Aug 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Elizabeth Nolan Brown

        do you go out of your way to help cop's? theyll fuck you the moment it becomes convenient for their careershttps://twitter.com/ENBrown/status/1166030018151112704?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Elizabeth Nolan BrownVerified account @ENBrown
        How can I be so sure the government has been lying about Backpage for years? Here, let me show you: https://reason.com/2019/08/26/secret-memos-show-the-government-has-been-lying-about-backpage/ …
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      29. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Sep 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted NowThis

        some cop's are dumb enough to leave their body cameras on when they plant Drugs on people before arresting them not all cops are this dumb good luck fighting this in courthttps://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1174572076629483520?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        3:57
        NowThisVerified account @nowthisnews
        Bodycam footage shows this cop repeatedly planting drugs during traffic stops. He now faces felony charges. pic.twitter.com/QV66KoOMRW
        2 replies 6 retweets 81 likes
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      30. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Sep 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Bog Witch Jules

        https://twitter.com/julesprom/status/1177788425379995650 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Bog Witch Jules @julesprom
        I feel like we dont talk about this enough pic.twitter.com/QY1HAr9lIZ
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        4 replies 4 retweets 90 likes
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      31. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Oct 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Bad Legal Takes

        you kind of dont talk about this shit so blithely unless its standard operating procedurehttps://twitter.com/BadLegalTakes/status/1187389756293832704?s=19 …

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        Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
        pic.twitter.com/961UCxLzMy
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