lmao. cut right thru the bs on this one.
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it's a war out there in monogamy land
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I don't know how they have the time
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IT'S SERIOUS OUT HERE BOT
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im scurred
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Alternatively, just relax and trust the nurturing and mutually beneficial relationship based on a deep shared respect and care for one another you’ve built
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Zeus, revealing himself : you have failed the test by not offering hospitality to a stranger! Hapless mortal : I ... I thought your wife might be mad! Zeus : It's true, Hera is a high octane bitch but as you can see I disguised myself as a hobo and not a goose to avoid ambiguity.
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"anyway im Randy so uhhh actually goose time"
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