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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Jun 2019

    men complain about having to initiate things with women but fellas have you ever tried turning someone down gracefully because that is Excruciating

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      2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        back in my freshman year at RIT there was a...homely woman in the floor below mine one day I was in the laundry room and she came up to me and told me some yarn about her creepy ex boyfriend that was clearly meant to be an opening nearly the most uncomfortable I've ever felt

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      3. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @sgodofsk @eigenrobot

        as I understand it the ex-bf was not real and it was basically a pickup line (she deployed it on a couple other guys I knew). She wasn't, like, mean or something, she seemed perfectly nice, but damn I had no idea how to deal with that situation.

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      1. Michael MacTaggert‏ @lethargilistic 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Ooo boy, when I was in high school, one girl randomly ran up to me in a hallway with her squad at her back and excitedly asked me on a date and I just said "No." and kept walking. Didn't think much of it then, but that's Excruciating in hindsight.

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      2. good stove‏ @nolemonnomelon 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I had entire hookups at college I didn't want to have bc I couldn't figure out where along the timeline of events I could gracefully bow out and went path of least resistance

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      3. Raymond‏ @rfinz 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @nolemonnomelon @eigenrobot

        oof me too :(

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      2. Jake Hamilton‏ @ErrantNecessity 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Try turning someone down who asks you to officiate their wedding that is super not going to actually happen

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      3. Jake Hamilton‏ @ErrantNecessity 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @ErrantNecessity @eigenrobot

        Or the chick that told 12y/o me that she was homeless and needed to stay with me

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      1. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I’ve had the best of all worlds: having to turn down men gracefully. It Is Awkward. And part of why I’m so hesitant to make a play for anyone these days- I really do not want to inflict that experience on anyone else.

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      2. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 17 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        every girl that has turned me down (which is all of them) has been incredibly kind and thoughtful in how they said it

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      3. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 17 Jun 2019
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        ive been very lucky

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