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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Jun 2019

    eigenrobot Retweeted your favorite Jackie

    its lucky that burglars are usually as bad at burglary as people are at defeating burglarshttps://twitter.com/jackie_cs_/status/1139707876581056512 …

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    your favorite Jackie @jackie_cs_
    I feel like this would be a much stronger sentiment if burglars often cut through walls https://twitter.com/backus/status/1139583276769615873 …
    6:47 PM - 14 Jun 2019
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      1. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 14 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        burglary is a really shitty way to make money for effort expended

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      1. Steven Binch‏ @GrimConch 14 Jun 2019
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        maybe burglars know that they benefit from subverting a structured society and that overtly freeing us from our architectual cage would plunge us into an anarachy in which they keep no advantage

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      1. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy 14 Jun 2019
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        Back in the early 90’s my family home got ransacked when someone threw a grappling hook up onto the roof, then climbed up the front of our home and kicked in the third floor windows (which didn’t have bars.) 90’s man dem badda enuh.

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      2. Dedicating Ruckus‏ @ded_ruckus 14 Jun 2019
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        just to nitpick the specific example, every wall I've ever seen has been visibly way more trouble to cut through (drywall + insulation + studs + stuff like wires/pipes) than breaking even a sturdy door is a reason even cops/mil go through doors despite tactical weakness

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      3. Robot Bastard!‏ @Robot_Bastard 14 Jun 2019
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        There’s also the fact that cutting through drywall takes a lot of effort, can’t be done quickly, and makes a shitload of noise. Versus picking a lock (quiet) or kicking the door (fast)

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      2. Nick HK‏ @nickchk 14 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I'm pretty sure this is from Burglar's Guide to the City, which is a great book

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      3. fcloud  🍂‏ @freezing_cloud 14 Jun 2019
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        Gonna read it next

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      2. granderojo‏ @granderojo 15 Jun 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        had a kid in my high school who would break into people's home for the explicit purpose to steal and watch their personal porno tapes he's now a DJ who rides around in a 70's hearse

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      3. Cathy Reisenwitz 🥑‏Verified account @CathyReisenwitz 15 Jun 2019
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        Legend

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