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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 May 2019

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    2. Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry‏ @danlistensto 27 May 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      ok, so it is probably reasonable to conclude that the quoted tweet is exactly as absurd as it sounds BUT sometimes I think it's fun to try and reconstruct reasonable versions of unreasonable statements of belief, so shall we play a game?

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    3. Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry‏ @danlistensto 27 May 2019
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot

      let's suppose that she isn't referring to some kind of jerkoff telepathy or any other paranormal porn detection abilities. let's instead suppose that what she means is that WHEN SHE IS HAVING AN ENCOUNTER with a man, she can infer from his engagement with her what his habits are.

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    4. Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry‏ @danlistensto 27 May 2019
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot

      that isn't totally unreasonable. so what kind of bad habits during sex might be detectable and repulsive? are those bad habits really related to a porn+jerkoff habit or not?

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    5. Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry‏ @danlistensto 27 May 2019
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot

      I can't really go deeper on that question but I suppose perhaps there are certain kinds of unrealistic expectations about female anatomy, sexual performance, and the general emotional context of the act that might be negatively impacted by applying porn standards to it.

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    6. Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry‏ @danlistensto 27 May 2019
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot

      honestly I'm reaching here but suppose this woman just happened to run into some guys who are particularly hapless and ignorant and never really learned how to make love to a woman so instead just, like, use a woman for their own masturbatory pleasure and then ignore her.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 May 2019
      Replying to @danlistensto

      Had considered this Seems like pron is at most a net neutral and any effect decreases with irl experience anyway

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        2. Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry‏ @danlistensto 27 May 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          my real actual policy preference is decriminalizing and destigmatizing sex work. I do think pr0n is probably a net positive, but aggregate evaluations steamroll over outlier cases where strongly negative effects might be manifesting.

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        3. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy 27 May 2019
          Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot

          I like the theory. My guess would have been that the OP would have been confused by robot’s poll, due to a default assumption that collapses “watches porn” and “does not fuck” into each other forming a generalized “creepy incel” class.

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