just remembered the time when I was a kid when my mom explained very patiently to me that "hey good lookin / whatcha got cookin / hows about cookin something up with me" was not in fact literally an invitation to go hang out in the kitchen maybe i was a sweet kid
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someone should make a tribute band called cloaca
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