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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019

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      this is actually deeply irritating to me ive worked at lots of tech companies large and small in data/ml roles you have to understand every one of them is held together with the equivalent of duct tape and fortuitously growing barnacles, no one understands how the systems workhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1106374706674847745 …

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      as if the tech giants actually understand their own codebases Facebook: omnipotent demonic political Meddler Also Facebook: down since yesterday at the cost of probably billions of dollars to themselves
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019

      in 2015 or so I did some data pipelining at Amazon, the premier cloud data place most of my time was spent building and refining a script that let me work around problems inherent to their *internal* ETL platform go and ask an AMZN veteran about data warehouse they might cry

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019

      every product team has their own algorithms and often the use of these algorithms is to undermine algorithms operating on another part of the site over which a team has no control most of these algorithms were written by people who left the company and left no documentation

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019

      another team I worked on had a production pipeline that consisted of a bunch of R scripts with hard-coded dates that had to be manually updated every month and run in a particular order while manually moving files around this was at a company youve heard of

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019

      and this is all just data work I have no idea what the poor devs and ML engineers are working with but bless them

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019

      ANY TIME you hear about a tech company doing some dumb thing "malevolence from the top" should be your last explanation No One Knows Anything especially the execs! My god you think they have time for this shit "why did your company do this" honest answer: "no idea"

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019

      so sure nationalize everyone break them up whatever your Internet will collapse and a new dark age will emerge not because of any plot but because the giant edifice of twigs and chewing gum cant handle that kind of strain

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        2. disabled Tyler‏ @edriffles 14 Mar 2019
          Replying to @PontiacGunfire @eigenrobot

          X is already Nationalized, His grave is located at Gardens of Boca Raton Memorial Park, Boca Raton, Palm Beach County, Florida, USA

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        2. Matthew Spencer‏ @unpaginated 14 Mar 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          So nationalization is no worse than any kind of restructuring. Thanks comrade!

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019
          Replying to @unpaginated

          monster

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        2. dk‏ @dkpseudo 14 Mar 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Putting my human capital + agglomeration hat on: The way a country structures its tech industry (nationalized, broken up for max competition, laissez faire, regulation of a few big firms) makes no diff (or any diffs will be so tiny they're indistinguishable from noise).

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Mar 2019
          Replying to @dkpseudo

          plausible just changing it rapidly is a very bad idea

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        1. dji  ☠️ nnius  🇮🇲‏ @djinnius 15 Mar 2019
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          i’m here to collapse the internet and hold it together with bubblegum and i’m running out of bubblegum

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Mar 2019
          Replying to @MattOsterndorf

          i like my techbucks :c

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        1. Peixian Wang‏ @peixianw 15 Mar 2019
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          breaking up the tech companies will destroy tech culture though, which is a good thing

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