Oh but wait now horse girl is into it so it’s totally cool She’s still like 15 or whatever bangin’ a 30-yo man with a four foot braid But it’s cool this is a fantasy world Rules don’t apply here
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Another rule that apparently doesn’t apply here is: teenage boys shouldn’t dress from head to toe in a single shade of crimson because it looks dumb Joff has violated this rule. Dick.
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Joff is such a softboy Dick
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I am so disappointed that the show never addresses what happens to Nymeria I hope she returns in the finale. Like just a dire wolf flying through the others, ripping them up. I think she and ghost are the only ones left alive later on. Oh no! Summer and shaggy dog too
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Sigh. Ned Bean is so sad always. “If the wolf must be slain, then I will kill the wolf.” Okay dude go kill your dog I guess


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God every episode is so fucking intense my emotions can’t handle this nonsense
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I wonder if I can do the whole series in a single tweet thread I sure hope so Don’t worry guys lots of time for me to get funnier we have seven whole seasons to hang out with horse girl and at least 5 or 6 with softboy
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Episode 3 and somehow King’s Landing looks just like a mix of Dorne and Yunkai??? The aesthetics on this show confuse me sometimes
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Can we talk for a minute about how dumb the iron throne is? Like, yes cool symbol But who was like “hey guys how about we sit on knives forever” Jesus dudes cushion technology exists and you sit in that thing like eight hours a day fix it
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I dislike how Jaime is kinda played as more of a villain than a rogue in this season Sure he’s a dick But they all are And he’s hot and has his weird cool personal noble code I hope he does end up killing the Ice Lord or the Night King or whatever
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he does kind of start the series as a dick you dont get jaime from thr inside until SOS remember
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