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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Feb 2019

      god journalist's are awful just awful the god complices hoe do people get so high on their own supply I just dont get it when I wrote data """journalism""" for a living I mostly felt filthy

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Feb 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted Pamela Wood  ☀️

      like i just cant imagine writing this tweet just can't "GROVRL HARDER TO ME, THE LOCAL NEWS REPORTER" (????wtf)https://twitter.com/pwoodreporter/status/1095034152800473090?s=19 …

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      Pamela Wood  ☀️Verified account @pwoodreporter
      Replying to @Bloomingdales @akadennews
      Hi, @bloomingdales. Apologizing "for any offense we may have caused" is not a sincere apology. This is not about journalists' hurt feelings. This is about damage done to our democracy when your brand joins in perpetuating and celebrating the idea of "fake news." Please try again.
      4:50 PM - 12 Feb 2019
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      • α маиdяаке Ω 👑🐻‍❄️Welsh Temperate Rainforest Bear 👑🐻‍❄️ Elam Bend The End Times Azathoth Liberation Front His Honor Pazooki, Le Bweep of USA Kevin Wilson calm self seer 😇🙃 ἰδιώτης
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        1. Matt "jira delenda est" Olson‏ @arachnocapital2 12 Feb 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          "I'm a bluecheck and I'm going to abuse a social media intern because I have nothing else going on in life" is kinda how it comes across, like some vest-pocket Patrick Bateman yelling at the waitstaff

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        1. Steven Binch‏ @GrimConch 12 Feb 2019
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          in my experience they lack an ounce of sincerity, all the pretentiousness is just put on, part of the show

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        1. Herc‏ @Herc_MI 12 Feb 2019
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          just execute em

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        1. calm self seer  😇 🙃‏ @FeelsMcReals 12 Feb 2019
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          Maybe they'd prefer if the shirt said "learn to code"

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        1. His Honor Pazooki, Le Bweep of USA‏ @icalltopsolo 12 Feb 2019
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          I got like 5 likes for telling them not to apologize. not all heroes wear 🦍 ‘s

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        1. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy 12 Feb 2019
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          Consider a job where 80% of the compensation is in the form of status rather than money, and where this has been the case long enough that generations of people have chosen that job on that basis. That’s journalism today: the basic human desperation at losing status, taken to 11.

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