trying to buy the table but maybe getting ghosted wth she stopped responding when I said "how would you like to receive your money, cash or electronic" which seems like the best part of the exchange for her??????
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Ok this was wild The plan was simple Rent a Uhaul, drive 40 miles to an exurb, get the table, go home, carry it up the stairs, have some brandy and go to bed by 10 This Was not how things went down
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Uhaul was fine and the manager was super friendly, but they fucked up my contract. Contract stated truck had 3/4 tank of gas, was actually 1/2, good guy manager said "No sweat, I'll set it to 3/8 baby! Have fun" HOWEVER
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Odometer on the contract was off to Van said 6670 miles at start, contract said 6607 Mentioned I didn't want to screw Uhaul out of 63 miles, Good Guy Manager laughed it off and told me to take my free stuff and go Two miles out of the parking lot I realized my horrible mistake
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Anyway, I'm driving, it gets dark, I'm frustrated the cab is dark, where are the LEDs, stupid skinflint Uhaul Suddenly COP lights in my mirror Wtf I was only going 4mph over Well Turns Uhaul didn't cheap out on the dash Turns out the driving lights in a Uhaul arent automatic
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Anyway I pick up the table, pack it out to my apartment, no problem Except whoops the elevator doesn't work tonight for some reason so I carry all the chairs and leaves and pedestals upstairs Time for the tabletop ohshit.jpghttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1093014202472529921?s=19 …
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So @die_a_lectic, already drunk, got a ride over and we hefted that fucking thing up by hand and everything was good and we celebrated with a splash of Armagnac and he left Except then I spent 20 minutes looking for the van keys before finding them in my back pocket
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Extremely dumb story I don't know why anyone would read it I just want to preserve it for myself after I've done too many drugs to remember things the other way I guess Anyway table looks great thanks for Bullying me into buying it palspic.twitter.com/al7J5AoVHv
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the butt part sort of last owner just had them recovered in cream suede
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