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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019

      what about this one kind of want COMFY dining chairs for guests but maybe its too much idkhttps://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/birch-lane-heritage-calila-7-piece-dining-set-w000340872.html?piid=1655037629 …

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019

      nevermind I can get lightly-used solid oak for like a third this price

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019

      hmmm so my dining space has about 10' of length to work with this table is 8' long thinking I could just keep the seats on the sides of the table but maybe that's not enough room to maneuver idk whaddaya thinkpic.twitter.com/nopQgCtVRU

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019

      this ones a little shorter, def more pretentious kind of prefer a rectangular design for the extra space but maybe thats unnecessarypic.twitter.com/wluF5Pgaaj

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019

      oh this one is very nice too id have to drive like 90 miles to get it but even so hmmmmmpic.twitter.com/yU5bks1Kj7

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019

      ok am i getting the table in the tweet above this one i guess i can make that happen and i am susceptible to peer pressure

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Feb 2019

      trying to buy the table but maybe getting ghosted wth she stopped responding when I said "how would you like to receive your money, cash or electronic" which seems like the best part of the exchange for her??????

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Feb 2019

          TABLE BUY IS **ON**

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

          Ok this was wild The plan was simple Rent a Uhaul, drive 40 miles to an exurb, get the table, go home, carry it up the stairs, have some brandy and go to bed by 10 This Was not how things went down

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

          Uhaul was fine and the manager was super friendly, but they fucked up my contract. Contract stated truck had 3/4 tank of gas, was actually 1/2, good guy manager said "No sweat, I'll set it to 3/8 baby! Have fun" HOWEVER

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

          Odometer on the contract was off to Van said 6670 miles at start, contract said 6607 Mentioned I didn't want to screw Uhaul out of 63 miles, Good Guy Manager laughed it off and told me to take my free stuff and go Two miles out of the parking lot I realized my horrible mistake

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

          Anyway, I'm driving, it gets dark, I'm frustrated the cab is dark, where are the LEDs, stupid skinflint Uhaul Suddenly COP lights in my mirror Wtf I was only going 4mph over Well Turns Uhaul didn't cheap out on the dash Turns out the driving lights in a Uhaul arent automatic

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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

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          Anyway I pick up the table, pack it out to my apartment, no problem Except whoops the elevator doesn't work tonight for some reason so I carry all the chairs and leaves and pedestals upstairs Time for the tabletop ohshit.jpghttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1093014202472529921?s=19 …

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          Hmm Anyone in Seattle willing to help me out for five minutes I'll get your Ubers and gift you a bottle of liquor
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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

          So @die_a_lectic, already drunk, got a ride over and we hefted that fucking thing up by hand and everything was good and we celebrated with a splash of Armagnac and he left Except then I spent 20 minutes looking for the van keys before finding them in my back pocket

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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

          Extremely dumb story I don't know why anyone would read it I just want to preserve it for myself after I've done too many drugs to remember things the other way I guess Anyway table looks great thanks for Bullying me into buying it palspic.twitter.com/al7J5AoVHv

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Feb 2019

          excuse me are you suggesting something about my people

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