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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019

      what about this one kind of want COMFY dining chairs for guests but maybe its too much idkhttps://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/birch-lane-heritage-calila-7-piece-dining-set-w000340872.html?piid=1655037629 …

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    2. Marc Whipple - Legal Inspiration!‏ @legalinspire 3 Feb 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      When doing the math to derive the chance that someone is a pretentious twerp, upholstered dining room chairs are worth forty percentage points. That leaves you with ten points to even and sixty to certainty. IN THE WHOLE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Conduct yourself accordingly.

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019
      Replying to @legalinspire

      damn see i am glad to know this thank you for your service

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    4. Marc Whipple - Legal Inspiration!‏ @legalinspire 3 Feb 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Disclaimer: I grew up in a small farm town and even there my family was barely lower-middle-class so my esthetic opinions are probably laughable to people with actual taste and money. But you asked.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 3 Feb 2019
      Replying to @legalinspire

      my dad is a fantastic skinflint and im still trying to develop Taste so its good to know what reads as "pleasantly sumptuous" and whats more along the lines of "buffoonish"

      6:31 PM - 3 Feb 2019
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        2. Marc Whipple - Legal Inspiration!‏ @legalinspire 3 Feb 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          my maternal grandparents were the richest people in town and had the fanciest house and my grandmother is a complete snob and if you had suggested she buy upholstered dining chairs she would have had my grandfather shoot you with a shotgun that cost more than my car

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        3. Marc Whipple - Legal Inspiration!‏ @legalinspire 3 Feb 2019
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          I should qualify this in that she would have told him to but he would not have done it because my grandfather was a saint of a man and not the kind who lives naked in a cave and tells passer-by they are worshipping Satan by eating cooked food and wearing shoes, the good kind

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