just have one of your skills be "finding soulmates" and you're left with two skills and a free pill
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If a person were into biological success and whatnot, they should pick 9 and 4. So they and their soulmate can travel back in time, kill the Neanderthals, and craft the human race
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nah they would just murder you with their superior retard strenght and you would wathc your lover die in your arms torn limb from limb
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Replying to @turrible_tao @warm_horizons and
tao i cant believe you havent gamed out how you would reinvent modern technology and reign as a wizard king in every historic era
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Replying to @eigenrobot @warm_horizons and
I would do time travel the best but I would refuse to time travel its sacrilegious
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Replying to @turrible_tao @eigenrobot and
time travel is deeply offensive to me
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Replying to @warm_horizons @eigenrobot and
man is meant to go in only one direction and man is meant to die
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if you break both rules it cancels out
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Replying to @eigenrobot @warm_horizons and
the devil made you tweet that disavow
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Replying to @turrible_tao @warm_horizons and
you know there's a grimms fairy tale trope about people agreeing to serve the devil for seven years at which point they become rich and gain magic powers if they survive makes u think about those pill s
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