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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 22 Jan 2019

      riding in a SF Bay freeway drunk in a car full of people I don't know listening to ozzy this owns

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 22 Jan 2019

      dont stop believing is playing unironicallynow and I kinda feel it

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    3. Rotem Beyond  🧮 🏴‍☠️‏ @metorotem 22 Jan 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Cut to black.

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 22 Jan 2019
      Replying to @metorotem @rotemeren

      one of the coolest moments of my life was driving with friends to Chicago at 90mph at 2am and screaming along to Alive with the Glory of Love out the windows in mid-November Wisconsin

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    5. Rotem Beyond  🧮 🏴‍☠️‏ @metorotem 22 Jan 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Allegedly a guy who looks just like me drove my car at about 130 along a very flat stretch of Ohio highway and enjoyed the experience.

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    6. The Mall Krampus‏ @cakotz 22 Jan 2019
      Replying to @metorotem @rotemeren @eigenrobot

      In college I drove a retired Police Interceptor with a turbo kit and I am reliably informed by persons who would know that it could bury the needle at 140 with some unknown but significant level of juice beyond despite having weird transmission problems.

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    7. Rotem Beyond  🧮 🏴‍☠️‏ @metorotem 22 Jan 2019
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      I hope this becomes a thread of automotive fish tales.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 22 Jan 2019
      Replying to @metorotem @rotemeren @cakotz

      man I topped out at 110 in a shitty camero in the west Virginia back country

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        2. Rotem Beyond  🧮 🏴‍☠️‏ @metorotem 22 Jan 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @cakotz

          I took a Corolla to the limit of its abilities at a solid 100 mph for a few minutes on the way to exotic Rhode Island.

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        3. A gram of Gramsci‏ @a_thing_to_do 23 Jan 2019
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          I had a beetle that did 11.9 in the quarter and if you drove it over like 150km/h the front basically did not feel attached to the ground. I also had a 84 toyota corona with a turbo 22re complete with tissue box and got that to like 180 km/h. I have had many many fast buckets

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        2. The Mall Krampus‏ @cakotz 22 Jan 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @rotemeren

          The dumb thing about that Crown Vic was that you could go fast as hell on the interstate but the moment another person saw you in the rearview they'd tap their breaks and the transmission had such a hiccup between one and two that accelerating on a hill was pretty much a no go

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        3. The Mall Krampus‏ @cakotz 22 Jan 2019
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          So naturally I once crested the first in a series of rolling hills doing...the speed of traffic... and found myself approaching a dozen or so cars that were doing 10 over like normals but immediately tapped their breaks in both lanes so I was stuck *struggling* up that first hill

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