this tweet was an attempt to bait someone into defending the dignity of TSA protocols and I'm proud none of you did
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animal brains are very underclocked compared to robot brains, so waiting in lines isnt as painful for us
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I'm in hour four of an overnight greyhound across the midwest. Please do not speak to me.
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oh god praying 4 u
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I don't think they even have that here its kind of jerkwater
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I refuse to pay the extra fee to avoid a service so terrible it shouldn't exist. I also recognize this is likely cutting off my nose to spite my face, but I never did like my face.
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